DEAR MARJE

Dear Marje I wanna 48 bust I've tried cotton wool And think I've been sussed My boyfriends ashamed of my tiny chest He just disowns me when I wear a vest Dear Marje I am in great despair My boyfriends wearing my black underwear I really don't know what I can do Everyone says I should write to you Dear Marje I'm being scared to death By a pest on the phone who breathes heavy breath He rings me up 10 times a day I wish this man would go away Now listen here you tarty old whores I'm fed up to here I'm pissed off I'm bored Dear Marje this and Dear Marje that I'm off to Hawai so how about that